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deep-green-existentialist:

rednines:

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

azzandra:

grawly:

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing

My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I’m genuinely impressed.

The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing

(via boxofpigeons)

greatestlittlegiant:

aigenderated:

hey do any of you have that tweet thats like a screenshot of a text from some girls dad w a photo of a shirt that i don’t remember what the shirt says but i remember the dads text was like “which one of you lovely feminists left this shirt at my house”

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